- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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