- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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