What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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