Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Women's rights

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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the game

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Obama

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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