- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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