A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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