- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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