- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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