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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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