- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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