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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Women's rights

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Fart

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Two women were sitting quietly.