Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A jew enters a mall.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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