Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Carrot fingers

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Your face

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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