Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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long in the tooth!

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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c-? men, C-men

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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a woman votes!

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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