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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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