What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

The lion swallowed his pride.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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