- Anti Joke

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

An Asian man fails a math test

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

You suck big fat slobber

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.