- Anti Joke

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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