long in the tooth!

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Mitt Romney

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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