Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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