Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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gay pom...

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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MySpace.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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