The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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robin, get in the car.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Women's Rights

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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