- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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