whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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