- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

book 'em danno

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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