Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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