- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Koalas mum is a slut

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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