why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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