Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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jibby jobby

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Wanker

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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