- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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