- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

I can count to potato.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

#Hanging Degus

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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