- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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its snowing on mount fuji

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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