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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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