You're tall.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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