Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Blake wilkeys hair style

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does two plus two equal? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

thumb_up thumb_down -5

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

He walked in a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -5

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Mullets

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops