What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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