Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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whats chinese noodles

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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