- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

xavier stop

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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