Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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so the weather's nice...

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soccer

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Anti Joke

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