Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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poop nuff said

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Gay's

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so... how about that airplane food

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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