Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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