What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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