- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

I have aids

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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