- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

5 people are walking

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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