- Anti Joke

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

An Asian man fails a math test

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

bryden is a faggot

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man