- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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