Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Asians

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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