- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

just in time?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Keanu Reaves

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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