a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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hi bye

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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