Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did the fish say after he

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OOOOPPS /

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Anti Joke

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